Help Police, My house is not dirty!
Help Police, My house is not dirty!
Somebody broke into a Nate Roman’s home last week didn’t take a thing. They did, however, leave the house spotless. The house was dirty when he left for work. When he returned to his Marlborough home from work he could tell a stranger had been there. Nothing was missing, but the beds were made, the rugs vacuumed and the toilets scrubbed. They even crafted origami roses on the toilet paper rolls. He called the experience “weird and creepy” and contacted police. Roman says he may have left his back door unlocked and a housekeeping service came in by mistake.
I think I have an urge to get up and clean the house.
Wait….no. False alarm.
Why can’t the house clean itself?
It seems to get dirty by itself!
Wow honey! the house is so clean was the internet down for a while today?
Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.
My house is not dirty. I just have everything on display. Like a museum.
There’s no real need to do housework – after four years it doesn’t get any worse.