Ooh, La la!
Ooh, La la!
What does a great mayor do when the village is losing population and the school is short of children? Montereau Mayor Jean Debouzy signed a municipal decree stating he is willing to distribute Viagra to local couples. The pills will be distributed to couples between the ages of 18 and 40 in order to give them the chance of conception and thus preserve the schools of the two villages. “A village without children is a village that dies,” Debouzy told the local paper. The anti-erectile dysfunction pills would be available to existing residents, as well as anyone who moved to the village. In the UK, a variant of the drug recently became available over the counter without a prescription.
Q: Have you tried Starbucks new hot beverage, Viagraccino?
A: One cup and you’re up all night.
Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.
Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers?
A: They grow taller!
Insurance companies are trying to set new guidelines before approving Viagra coverage. What will they use to set those guidelines? A growth chart.
The makers of Viagra have announced a plan to use proceeds from the sale of Viagra to finance the development of a pill for women that will make older men desirable.