It’s not easy being green
It’s not easy being green
Asher Woodworth of Portland Maine dressed himself as a tree in an enhanced ghillie camouflage suit Monday and started wandering back and forth across a busy downtown Portland intersection. Woodworth stopped traffic and drew attention as he slowly inched his way across the crosswalk, and he was soon joined by a pair of police officers who escorted him to the other side. “All right, get out of the road or you’re going to get arrested.” “I’ll accept your silence as you understand. You’re free to go,” an officer says. The man wandered back into the street moments later and was arrested.
A parish priest is to offer ‘eco-sinners’ the chance to confess in what is thought to be the first ‘green’ confessional booth. Obviously, you can’t confess all your sins in one visit, but first you must separate your glass, paper and plastic confessions.
An ice cream made from vanilla extracted from cow dung is being marketed. It takes twice as long to eat. Nothing to do with the taste, it’s just that you have to keep waving the flies off it.
Q: What’s the name of the new Tom Cruise eco-thriller?
A: Mission Compostable!
Q: How do Prius owners drive?
A: One hand on the wheel, the other patting themselves on the back