Day: June 25, 2019

Keep wine away from windows

Clearwater Florida police got a call that a burglar had broken into Mary Wicshhusen’s kitchen Friday night. He broke in through a ground-level window around 3:30 a.m. Wicshhusen heard the noise, went to check and then ran back into her bedroom, closed the door and called 911. “I’m sorry, he is in your kitchen?” the 911 dispatcher asked, according to the station. Police were dispatched and caught the 11-foot gator red-handed. “He got my red wine—the good stuff,” the homeowner told Fox 13 Tampa.

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it’s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something we’d want to have dinner with.

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it’s health benefits.
The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and my flawless dance moves.

I’m a wine enthusiast.
The more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I get.

My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant and have a little wine and good food. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.