A rude awakening
A rude awakening
Melinda Major spent the night in a second-floor room at the Hampton Inn Memphis and woke up after feeling something on her arm. “I first thought, well it’s just my hubby trying to snuggle but then quickly realized .. my hubby wasn’t with me!!! I looked over real quick and seen this thing stretched out across my arm. I freaking flipped out!” After throwing “that sucker across the bed against the headboard,” Major said she jumped on top of the desk in her room until the hotel’s manager arrived. “I’m not scared of many things but snakes, I can’t deal with them … can’t even look at pictures of them. I won’t be sleeping for a while after this!”
A deaf couple check into a motel. They retire early. In the middle of the night, the wife wakes her husband complaining of a headache and asks him to go to the car and get some medicine from the glove compartment. Groggy with sleep, he struggles to get up, puts on his robe, and goes out of the room to his car. He finds the aspirin, and with the bottle in hand he turns toward the motel. But he cannot remember which room is his. After thinking a moment, he returns to the car, places his hand on the horn, holds it down, and waits. Very quickly the motel rooms light up, all but one. It’s his wife’s room, of course. He locks up his car and heads toward the room without a light.
A brunette and a blonde visit a motel. Before they go in, brunette warns her friend “Don’t fill in your own address. Pick some European country. They won’t know the difference.”.
On the form brunette states her country of origin as “Hungary” while the blonde, trying to remain inconspicuous, writes “Thirsty.”
“Room Service? Can you send up a towel?”
“Please wait, someone else is using it.”
The hotel we were staying had towels that were so big and fluffy that you could hardly close your suitcase.