Russian Femininity Month
Russian Femininity Month
A Russian aluminum producer has come under fire for offering bonuses to women who came to work wearing skirts and makeup, in what it described as a month-long “femininity marathon.” Tatprof, based in the republic of Tatarstan, defended the initiative, telling Russian media it “brightened up” the workplace. The company announced it would pay women an extra 100 rubles ($1.50) a day if they met the conditions. “We hope the initiative will increase awareness of our women, allowing them to feel their femininity and charm,” the company’s communications department told the media on Wednesday.
In the Louvre: a Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. “Look at their reserve, their calm,” mused the Brit. “They must be British.” “Nonsense,” the Frenchman disagrees. “They’re naked, and quite beautiful. Clearly, they are French.” “No way! They have no clothing and no shelter,” the Russian points out. “They have only an apple to eat, and they are being told they live in a paradise. Obviously, they are Russian.”
Vacationing in Hawaii, two priests decide to wear casual clothes so they won’t be identified as clergy. They soon head for the beach. They notice a gorgeous blond in a tiny bikini. “Good afternoon, Fathers” she says as she strolls by. The men are stunned. How does she know they are clergy? Later that day, they buy even wilder attire consisting of surfer shorts, tie dyed T-shirts, and dark glasses.
The next day, they return to the beach. The same fabulous blond, now wearing a string bikini, passes by, nods politely at them and says, “Good morning Fathers.”
“Just a minute young lady.”, says one of the priests. “We are priests and proud of it, but how in the world did you know?” The blonde replies, “Don’t you recognize me? I’m sister Katherine from the convent.”
I went into the changing room in a clothing store several times…
But it stayed the same.
High School Dress Code:
NO babushkas (meaning headscarves).
NO clothes making fun of the president.
NO face paint.
NO open-toed shoes could not expose more than two toes
NO Satanic t-shirts.