Surprise, Surprise!
Surprise, Surprise!
Alice Coleman got a rude awakening on Monday said she woke up to a fire alarm going off and opened the front door of her Fort Lauderdale apartment to see what was happening. That’s when 34-year-old Fitzroy Morton confronted her. “He was telling me, ‘No, mama. Everything gon’ be all right. “Everything’s not going to be all right.” She said, “I’m not your mama. I don’t know who you are. Get out of my house.” Morton then tried to push his way into the 61-year-old Coleman’s apartment armed with “a big butcher knife.” Coleman said “I was able to bite him, she was eventually able to fight off Morton and run out of her apartment. “I ran out, and when I ran out, he locked himself in here,” Coleman told WSVN. “Locked me outta my own place.” Authorities took Morton into custody shortly thereafter. “I’ll be more careful from now on when I open my door,” she said Tuesday. “I’ll open my door with my Taser, because I have one.”
A Burglar got into the house of a Lawyer the other day…
After a terrible struggle, the Lawyer succeeded in robbing him.
A burglar broke into my home last night.
He was searching for money. So, I woke up and searched with him.
A young woman in Lake City, Florida, was arrested for attempting to hold up a Howard Johnson motel with a chainsaw. Fortunately for the cleric the chainsaw was electric and it wasn’t plugged in.
Why don’t you ever hear about burglars robbing politicians?
Professional courtesy.
Video #5 (the top one) shows a very determined unsuccessful thief