Botox Bandit strikes again
Botox Bandit strikes again
Just days ago, a woman pulled up to the Botox Spa in Sugar Land, Texas, in her Mercedes SUV, then used a power saw to cut an entrance in the glass door and stole Botox from the facility. Now she’s struck the Houston-area again. Early Thursday morning, security video shows she was inside another store for about 20 minutes. She stole expensive creams and emptied the refrigerator of all the Botox. She took off with $7,000 worth of products. “It’s crazy. We’ve never seen anything like it. The spa chain’s owner has one guess as to who could do this, saying she is a “soccer mom gone wild.”
Sandy, a woman in her fifties, has a near death experience… She sees God who tells her not to worry she has another thirty years to live. Sandy decides she should make the most of it. She has plastic surgery on her face, Botox and breast augmentation. A few weeks later she’s crossing the street and gets hit by a car and is killed. She comes up to heaven and sees God. “I don’t understand,” she says to God, “You said I had another thirty years?” God answers her, “Sorry, I didn’t recognize you.”
My wife is just as beautiful as she was 20 years ago… Of course, now it takes her longer…
Time may be a great healer but it’s also a lousy beautician.
Dear L’Oreal,
How do you know your products work if they weren’t tested on animals?