Day: October 2, 2019

I’m Stuck on your bathroom

She thought it would be just another long flight from DC to San Francisco and be home by 9:00 pm. The American Boeing 737 though had a defect that threw off everyone’s schedule. It made a frustrating night for our heroine, but it did not endanger anyone. Our lady went into the bathroom at the back of the plane, but could not get out. In fact, the crew could not get her out either. So, she got to ride for an hour or two in her own private seat and did not have to wear a seat belt. When the crew could not budge the stuck door, the pilot decided to land the plane in Denver. The Denver fire crew was able to break the door free, but that plane was grounded and another plane transferred the people and luggage to San Fran after 11pm.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie. The genie says, “Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one.” The brunette says, “I’ve been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband and my life. I just want to go home.” Poof! The brunette gets her wish, and she is returned to her family. The redhead says, “I’ve also been stuck here for years, and I wish I could go home, too.” Poof! The redhead gets her wish, and she is returned to her family. The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. The genie asks, “My dear, what’s the matter?” The blonde whimpers, “I wish my friends were still here.”

Imagine that you’re stuck in a locked room with no windows, no key, no tools, not even a door. How do you get out? Stop imagining it.

As a dispatcher for a tow truck company, I got a call from a woman who had gotten her wheel stuck in an open manhole. “Will it be long before you get here,” she asked. “Is it an emergency,” I asked. “Well,” she sheepishly replied, “there is a man down there and he can’t get out.”

Why was Edward stuck in Russia?
Because he was Snowd-en!