Don’t mess with Mother Nature
Don’t mess with Mother Nature
The Russian Geographical Society just learned, it is also not smart to mess with a mother walrus. The scientists left a Russian Navy tugboat the Franz Josef archipelago this week right before mother nature took over. They boarded a small rubber landing craft and were en route to the shore when they scared a mother walrus who was protecting her pups. The walrus attacked, sinking the vessel. Walruses near the Arctic Circle can weigh as much as 1.5 tons, reaching between 7.25 and 11.5 feet – twice the size of a human. And while these animals are not naturally aggressive, they will use their massive tusks to defend themselves.
A walrus goes into a bar…
The bartender says, “What’ll it be Mr. Walrus?”
The seal replies, “Anything but a Canadian Club.”
Why is it called mother nature? Because if it were called Father Nature it would be a lot more predictable.
Why did the Walrus cross the bay?
Just for the halibut.
I watched a documentary about beavers last night. It was the best dam show ever!