Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair
Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair
A romantically frustrated German, 18-year-old boy had to do something to reclaim the love of his sweetheart. She had just called him from prison to say they were through. So, he went to the prison, shinied up a light pole, climbed over the wall, and mostly got over the barbed wire. He then ran to the housing building and scaled that wall as well and the guards found him hanging on the girlfriends barred window. He would not come down by himself so it took the fire department with long ladders to get him down. He is currently safe as his paramour in prison. Officials said it was not clear why the man chose to break into the prison rather than book a regular visit.
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.
It’s either really terrible news or really great news.
Boyfriend: “If I die, will you find a new boyfriend?”
Girlfriend: “NOOO! I’ll never be with another guy, I would rather go and stay with my sister! What would you do if I die?”
Boyfriend: “I would stay with your sister too.”
My boyfriend and I always laugh about how competitive we are
But I laugh harder
Two blondes speaking: – “My boyfriend is a veterinarian.”
– “Oh, did he fight in a war?”
– “No, you idiot, he doesn’t eat meat.”