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Jayson Gonzalez, 21, of Champlin, Minnesota, would drive 270 miles to a Krispy Kreme store in Clive, Iowa, pack his car with up to 100 boxes of 12 doughnuts, then drive back to deliver them to customers in Minneapolis-St. Paul. There have been no Krispy Kreme stores in Minnesota for 11 years. He charged $17 to $20 per box. He said some of his customers spent nearly $100 each time. Less than a week after the St. Paul Pioneer Press reported on his money-making scheme, Gonzalez received a phone call from Krispy Kreme’s office telling him to stop. The senior studying accounting at Metropolitan State University posted: “Life happens, and it could be a sign that something else it meant to be.”
So a man walks into a donut shop on Dagobah… And he sees a little green alien behind the counter. He asks for a hot donut. The alien says, “Broken, our fryer is. Yesterday’s donuts, I can sell you. Also, donut ingredients, we still have.” But the man is really craving a warm donut, so he asks, “Are you absolutely sure I can’t get a freshly-made donut?” “Only two options have you!” says the alien. “Dough or old donut – there is no fry.”
Two blondes are walking down the street. The first one, who is carrying a bag of doughnuts, says to the other, “If you can guess how many doughnuts are in my bag you can have both of them.”
The optimist sees the doughnut, the pessimist sees the hole, and the realist sees the calories.
What is the difference between doughnuts and donuts?
“Ugh!”