Cocaine Boar-ing in Italy
Cocaine Boar-ing in Italy
Three men of questionably honesty and nationality have been arrested in Italy. They had a working arrangement that their shipments of cocaine would be stashed in plastic jars under a tree in the ground on a farm in Tuscany. This way they could warehouse the stuff and only move what they need when they needed. It. … Until the wild pigs came sniffing around. The pigs dug up the jars and eat or spilled the drugs. Which led to a funny eavesdropping session as the criminals complained to each other while the police listened in then came and arrested them. Allegedly the pigs were fine.
My local drug dealer started dressing up as a Jehovah’s Witness so he wouldn’t arouse suspicion. He got arrested after the police saw people actually letting him in.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
Got called in for a drug test at work…
They said I tested positive for opioids.
I said “Oh yeah. There were poppy seeds on my bagel this morning.”
They asked, “What about the THC, cocaine, and LSD?”
“It was an everything bagel.”