Bigfoot is on the lam
Bigfoot is on the lam
A Boynton Beach landmark has been stolen. An 8-foot-tall, 300-pound Sasquatch statue from the outside of “Mattress Monsterz” has been stolen or destroyed. The creature was posted outside of the store and anchored into the ground with bolts just to deter such theft. Sadly, this is the second Yeti statue that has been stolen in public view, a slightly smaller, lighter version was stolen in North Carolina. “That was our mascot for many years and someone just came up and pulled it out of the ground.” If you encounter this “Big Foot” please call the Boynton Beach police department.
Sasquatch is meeting with the DNC to consider presidential run.
We have not seen any pictures of bigfoot lately. I hope he is all right.
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy Potter.
What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti