Don’t sit in the back of the bus
Don’t sit in the back of the bus
It was supposed to be another normal, dragging Monday morning on the Penn Avenue bus line. Surprise, bad plumbing woke the folks up. As their bus sat at a red light, the road beneath them collapsed and the back of the bus fell into a very big hole. So big the front wheels of the bus were lifted off the ground like in a cartoon. The folks got off safely and it took a day to get a crane into position big enough to lift the entire bus. Congressman Schiff repeated a rumor that President Trump had done this intentionally to block the access to the Steelers losing effort at Heinz field.
Michael was a bus driver and one day he passed an empty bus shelter and one of the passengers started yelling, “Wait, wait a woman wants to get on the bus.” He pulled the bus over and watched as an elderly woman inched across the street so slowly the light changed twice while they watched. She finally made to the bus door and he jumped down to help her up the stairs and into the bus. While she dug around in her purse, he got back in his seat and closed the doors and the old woman snapped, “Wait a minute mister, my mother is still coming.”
A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. There’s no room,’ they said. ‘It’s full up!’ ‘But you must let me on!’ shouted the man. ‘Why, what’s so special about you?’ they asked. I’m the driver,’ replied the man.
Two tennis teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend tournament in London. The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The Blonde team rides on the top level. The Brunette team down below is living it up having a great time, when one of them realizes she doesn’t hear anything from the Blondes upstairs. She decides to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles. She says, “What the heck’s going on up here? We’re having a grand time downstairs!” One of the Blondes looks up and says, “Yeah, but you’ve got a driver!”
What do you call a school bus full of white people?
A Twinkie