Art good enough to eat
Art good enough to eat
David Datuna was caught on video destroying an artwork that sold for $120,000 at the Perrotin Gallery in Miami. The gallery reported the incident to security, but Datuna slipped away. Lucien Terras, director of museum relations, said the work was still salvageable. The work of art was a banana duct taped to the wall. “He did not destroy the artwork. The banana is the idea.” The gallery owner, was on his way to the airport, immediately enraged, he turned around and headed back to the gallery. One of the viewers tried to cheer him up by handing him another banana. Mr. Perrotin and a gallery assistant taped the new banana back to the wall.
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large tray of bananas. The nun posted a sign on the banana tray, “Take only one. God is watching.” Further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One child added a post-it note, “Take all you want. God is watching the bananas.”
Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?
Because she threw out all the bent ones.
Someone told me today that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
Pretty obvious, since I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Why was the plantain sent to the principal’s office?
It went bananas during class.