The smell of success
The smell of success
It was a quiet night in Halifax, England about 3 am and one of the patrons of a local pub got into his car. Knowing he smelled of the environment he had just spent the night in, he filled the car with air freshener spray. Probably in hopes of a better reception at his next stop. Then he lit a cigarette. Then his car exploded. The windshield was blown out, as well as a couple of other windows. Even the nearby bar had its big front window cracked by the blast. Amazingly, the smoker was able to get out of the car and call the fire department. Next time he may try a roll on deodorant for the smell of success.
What smells better than it tastes?
A nose
My girlfriend told me to kiss her where it smells funny…
So, I took her to New Jersey.
New Teslas don’t come with a new car smell
They come with an Elon Musk.
When I’m grilling a steak, the smell of the juices makes my mouth water.
Wonder if that happens when a vegan mows their lawn.