Tons of Fun
Tons of Fun
Joshua Phillips was out for a little ride on his boat in the Puget sound off “Ed Inlet” last week when he noticed a sailboat that was listing badly. He pulled around to make sure everything was OK on the anchored boat and realized the listing was caused by two giant sea lions that had decided to take a nap in the sun on the little boat. As incident was filmed a third seal tried to join the fun, but the first two pushed him off. So far there have been no reports of the boat sinking.
The captain of a cruise ship announces to the passengers and the crew…
“Ladies and Gentlemen, I have good news and bad news. Which one do you want to hear first?”
“The good news,” yells the crowd.
“OK, We’re going for 14 Oscars!”
I just saw a documentary about the sinking of the Titanic
It was Riveting
A man is standing on the bow of the Titanic as it is sinking, holding a glass of whiskey.
He says: “I asked for ice, but this is ridiculous”
Breaking news: Passengers trapped on a cruise ship on the ocean for 4 days.
On the bright side, it’s kind of what they paid for