Take A Bite Out of Flying
Take A Bite Out of Flying
It seemed like a calm and normal night as an Orlando businessman came in for a landing at the Orlando Executive Airport near downtown. His decent was smooth and the runway lights were looking just fine. Just after he got the wheels of his Piper PA 31 on the tarmac, life got interesting. Before he knew what was happening an 11-foot alligator jumped up from the runway and attacked his plane’s wing. The 500-pound beast died on impact. The wing of the plane did have a chunk taken out of it and the pilot’s seat had to be cleaned, but no people were bodily injured. It was the first time since 2013 that an alligator had attacked an airplane.
As I was picking up my mother in law from the airport, I asked her,
“So, how long do you think you’ll be staying with us?”
She answered, “Well… for as long as you like.”
“Not even for coffee??”
Vladimir Putin is at an airport and is going through customs.
Customs officer: Occupation?
Putin: No, just visiting.
I was going through airport security and I got asked “Do you have any firearms?”
Apparently, “What do you need?” wasn’t the right answer.
What is the name of the TSA’s mascot?
Frisky