Millions and Millions
Millions and Millions
Thieves broke into the Residenzschloss museum in Germany and stole three sets of diamond jewelry. They disabled a local transformer to cut off electrical power then took out a window and the security grate around it to enter. The jewels that were taken are far too unique and well-known to be sold intact, and police are concerned that the sets will be broken up to facilitate their disposal. Some of the missing items include a hat clasp that has one 16-carat diamond and 14 other large stones and a diamond-laden sword hilt that has nearly 800 small diamonds and nine larger stones. The cash value of the sets is estimated in the hundreds of millions up to a billion euros.
An old German woman drinks whiskey for the first time. She thinks for a while, and then says: “Strange, the stuff tastes exactly like the medicine my late husband had to take for twenty years!”
My grandfather personally killed 30 German aviators during World War II
He was the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
Weightlifters are now taking Performance Enhancing Drug’s and testosterone. One German guy had so much testosterone in him that he classified as a Russian woman.