Pinching the lobster thief
Pinching the lobster thief
It was the middle of the night at “Buy New England” and the trucks were lined up along the dock loading and unloading. The driver of one truck with 3000 lobsters in it needed to take a bio break before he started his run. Stephen Woodward had been stalking the place because he knew they left the engines running at the dock. So, when the driver left, he jumped in and drove off with 3000 lobsters. The shipping manager saw what was happening and yelled to the crew. They quickly piled into their private cars and two more lobster trucks and followed the creep while waiting for the police to catch up with them. The employees did pinch the thief at the cost of one car and two trucks damaged. The employees pulled the injured irrational Woodward out of the truck and by that time the police arrived and took the perp to the hospital. No lobsters were killed in this incident.
A gynecologist was fed up with his job and so he decided to switch careers. He’d always enjoyed tinkering with truck engines, so he enrolled in a school for truck mechanics. After the class ended, the students were given their final exam. The task was to strip a truck engine completely and reassemble it in perfect working order. The gynecologist did his best – and was amazed to find he scored 150%. He asked the instructor, “150%? How could score that?” “Well,” replied the instructor, “I gave you 50% for taking the engine apart. Then I gave you 50% for reassembling it perfectly. And then I gave you a 50% bonus for doing it all through the exhaust pipe.”
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I heard Schneider is getting in trouble out in PA, I heard there trucks go so slow it’s a hazard when the Amish people try and pass them.
They are also getting in trouble with the PETA for animal cruelty, there trucks don’t even go fast enough to kill the bugs hitting their windshields, it just break there little arms and legs.