Glowing review of Atomik Vodka

Glowing review of Atomik Vodka

In 1986 a group of second-string Nuclear power plant operators either by accident or during a contest, over heated the Chernobyl reactor. The reactor melted down and spread radiation as far away as Sweden. The Russians buried it in concrete and cordoned of a 38-mile-wide circle around the plant as a dead zone because of the radiation. Since then scientists have been finding many signs that life has returned to normal. One group from the University of Portsmouth has harvested wheat from the area and made a bottle of Atomik vodka which they claim is safe enough to drink. The vodka will be the first consumer product from the exclusion zone since the disaster.

 

What do you call a bottle of Vodka which is shared by a group of Russian coworkers?
Team spirit.

I spilled all my vodka today
It was an Absolut loss

Vodka isn’t always the answer
But it’s worth a shot

When my mom caught me drinking her Vodka…she made me drink the entire bottle to teach me a lesson …about brand loyalty

Know why is vodka made so clear?
So Russians can tell it isn’t tap water.