A Perfect Putt
A Perfect Putt
Mary Ann Wakefield went to the college basketball game Saturday between Ole Miss and Alabama. The crowd was pretty down as Alabama was whoopping Ole miss in every category until halftime. During the halftime break Mary Ann was selected and was given a chance to putt across the 94 foot basketball court to sink a hole in one to win a 2020 Nissan Altima, the contest was a promo for Cannon Motors in Mississippi. Wakefield sank the putt to win setting off multiple air horns to acknowledge the epic moment. Ole Miss students and fans alike gave Wakefield a standing ovation. As of early Sunday afternoon, the shot received over 11,000 retweets and over 73,000 likes from the SportsCenter account that posted it on Twitter. The shot was also posted by the Golf Channel.
Two longtime golf buddies were standing on a tee box overlooking a river, getting ready to hit their tee shots. One golfer pointed down the river, turned to the other golfer and said, “Look at those idiots fishing in the rain!”
Golfer: This is the worst golf course I’ve ever played on!
Caddie: This isn’t the golf course, sir, we left that a while ago.
I once played a golf course that was so difficult, I lost two balls in the ball washer!
Q: Why is the game called “Golf”?
A: Because all the other 4-letter words were already taken.
A good golf partner is one who’s always a little bit worse than you are.