That Fitbit burns me up

That Fitbit burns me up

Fire crews were called to a farm near Bramham, Leeds, England at about 2:00 on Saturday afternoon. The pig yard covered with straw had caught fire. This farm specialized in “free range” pork so each pig had a GPS pedometer on its neck so their “Free Range” could be verified. Apparently, one of the pigs ate one of the trackers and after digesting the pieces excreted them into the straw. The copper in the circuit board and the chemicals in the pedometer’s batteries apparently reacted with the pig’s excrement and dry bedding. The North Yorkshire Fire and Rescue Service said it had gone to “Save their bacon”. No pigs or people were hurt in the fire.

 

What do you call a pig with a skin disease?
Hogwarts..

What do you call a stolen pig?
Pulled pork

What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig
the letter “f”

What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Pork.