I was just following the rules
I was just following the rules
During the worldwide quarantine for the Corona virus from China people have become creative in their coping. One Italian man was also seen entering the giant public food court in Rome with a six foot wide disc around his body to enforce social distancing. He used a handicapped reacher to get the food he wanted to purchase. In the US, police have been issuing fake public health warnings about coronavirus and drugs. Like the Merrill, Wisconsin Facebook page:
WARNING: If you have recently purchased Meth, it may be contaminated with the Corona Virus. Please take it to the Merrill Police Department and we will test it for free. If you’re not comfortable going into an office setting, please request any officer and they’ll test your Meth in the privacy of your home. Please spread the word! We are here for you!
Other social media messages have blamed 5G radiation for causing the disease and offering cow urine as a cure. These are not legit, but you will probably be seeing a lot more of them.
My roommate couldn’t remember whether he took his anti anxiety medication or not.
I asked, “Are you worried about it?”
I cannot believe no one has come up with a cure for anorexia yet.
I thought it would be a piece of cake!
What is the best cure for constipation?
Finding an empty toilet paper roll.
I had the swine flu, but they cured me…
Now I have bacon flu.