What do you have to lose?

What do you have to lose?

An unnamed bettor played the pick 5 at Gulfstream Park in Florida this week. His first horse was a 73-1 longshot that kicked off a day of upsets Saturday. The end result was one bettor taking home $524,966.50 from one 50-cent wager. He correctly selected the winners of the day’s first five races and earned the fifth highest for a Pick 5 in U.S. horse racing history. Horse racing is one of the few sports still operating during the worldwide coronavirus outbreak, and it is also one of the few remaining options for legal sports betting with all casinos in the country now closed. Gulfstream Park is currently closed to the public, but is still taking bets.

 

Trump can’t deport all the Latinos because all the race horse jockeys will be white and 300 pounds.

The Kentucky Derby is just NASCAR without all the stickers on the horses.

The apparent winner of the Kentucky Derby, Maximum Security, was disqualified and replaced with Country House. Damn you, Vladimir Putin, can’t you leave anything alone?

My friend kept asking me where they hold the Kentucky Derby
Needless to say, that is he’s on his way to Cleveland, Ohio right now. You’re welcome.

Racehorses have been known to wear out new shoes in one race. I’ve always said my wife is a Thoroughbred.