Romance in the air
Imagine relaxing on a frigid February evening with a roaring fire, a glass of wine and soft music playing in the background. What could be any better than cuddling up together on Valentine’s night? How about the smell of KFC chicken filling the air? The new KFC custom made Firelog is “designed to make your home smell like fried chicken and feel as warm as an Extra Crispy drumstick.” “For the past two years we have warmed the hearts and homes of our fried-chicken fans during the holiday season with our 11 Herbs & Spices Firelog. Although this year may look different, we hope that by expanding our exclusive partnership with Enviro-Log and Walmart, people can once again grab a fried-chicken scented firelog, order a bucket of chicken from KFC, and savor our favorite holiday tradition.” KFC debuted the log for the 2018 season and then for roll in the hay they created a faux bear-skin rug that resembled Colonel Sanders as part of a Valentine’s Day giveaway.
Allegedly, Juan was looking through some old computer devices. Among the files were some videos of him and his wife Leonora engaged in some very heavy duty physically, romantic behavior from earlier days. He decided to copy the files to his cell phone. For some reason Leonora was looking through her husband’s phone files and came upon the pictures. She grabbed a kitchen knife and attacked her husband stabbing him several times before he could wrest the weapon away from her. After she was restrained Juan asked her what was going on and she responded he was “A good for nothing, cheating spouse, etc.” Juan then explained that the woman on the phone she was jealous of was her… 20 years before. According to the report his wife apparently did not recognize herself because she was younger, thinner and had makeup on. Juan was reportedly found by police with multiple stab wounds on his arms and legs. Upon questioning he related a domestic violence story that is painfully ironic. Juan N. is expected to be fine, she remains behind bars pending charges.
Valentine finger lickin’ funnies
Every married man should forget his mistakes.
There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.
General Tso…Colonel Sanders…
What is it with these high ranking military men making chicken?
Ah, marriage. I was standing in front of the bathroom mirror one evening admiring my reflection, when I posed this question to my wife of 30 years: “Will you still love me when I’m old, fat, and balding?”
She answered, “I do.”
Instead of saving more for retirement so I don’t outlive my money,
I’m having KFC three times a week to shorten my life expectancy.
February 6th Birthdays
1990 – Gemma Forsyth, 1986 – Crystal Reed, 1999 – Aviva Mongillo, 1917 – Zsa Zsa Gabor
1911 – Ronald Reagan, 1890 – Babe Ruth, 1986 – Kris Humphries, 1981 – Bob Marley