Are these the new signals
Officers in Commerce City, Colorado, received multiple calls from drivers who were confused by the seeming new way of stopping traffic. They complained some fire-juggling unicyclist turned a busy intersection into an impromptu street performance — a moment the police department joked was “certainly not on our Bingo card.” The Commerce City Police shared drone footage (below) and photos of the unusual scene after receiving multiple calls from drivers who encountered the man juggling flaming torches while riding a unicycle in traffic near U.S. 85 and 60th Avenue. “The intersection of U.S.-85 and 60th isn’t exactly the Las Vegas Strip… or is it?”
According to police, the performer rode through the median and crosswalk while traffic waited at the light, drawing both attention and concern from motorists. “We got numerous calls the other day when drivers were treated to a little stoplight entertainment courtesy of this fire-juggling unicyclist,” police said. Officers captured the scene using their drone, which showed the man balancing on the unicycle as flames flickered just feet from passing vehicles. While acknowledging the skill involved, saying it was “quite good,” police made clear the stunt crossed a legal line. Fans of the daring stunt flooded the post’s comment section with praise.
“That’s freaking awesome! Probably provided a couple laughs, a with and a few double takes,” one user wrote. “I’m showing this to my boss. This is my reason why I was late to work. Not the Starbucks stop but the entertainment,” another joked. “I’d rather see that than have someone try and wash my windshield,” another commenter added. Police said they regularly conduct enforcement efforts at the intersection to ensure pedestrians selling wares or services are not interfering with traffic, noting that reports like this are rare. “We don’t often get reports like this anymore… well to be fair… we have NEVER gotten a report quite like this one,” the post said. The department ended its message on a lighthearted note, while still reminding the public that juggling fire in traffic is not encouraged. “So let’s all take a moment to appreciate this man’s talents,” police wrote, before adding: “Then all agree that we aren’t going to do stuff like this.”
Stopping traffic
I got pulled over by a female cop…
When I rolled down my window to ask what was wrong she said,
“NOTHING”
A circus performer is driving home after a long day of training, when he is pulled over by a police officer for a broken light. The officer looks in the car and sees a collection of knives in the backseat.
“Sir,” he says, “Why do you have all those knives?”
“They’re for my juggling act,” the circus performer replies.
“Prove it.” So the performer gets out of his car and begins juggling the knives flawlessly.
Just at that moment, a car with two guys in it drives by. “Wow,” says one to the other. “I’m glad I quit drinking. These new sobriety tests are hard.”
A policeman pulled over a miner.
Policeman: Whose car is this, where are you going and what do you do?
Miner: mine
One of the People’s Traffic police stops a car. The Policeman asked the man, “Have you drunk vodka today?” The driver replies, “No.” the policeman says, “Breathe into the tube… Hmmm, no alcohol is detected… Maybe the tube is broken again… (breathes into the tube himself) No, it’s working!”
February 11th Birthdays
1983 – Natalie Dormer, 1969 – Jennifer Aniston, 1964 – Sarah Palin, 1962 – Sheryl Crow
1936 – Burt Reynolds, 1992 – Taylor Lautner, 1926 – Leslie Nielsen, 1847 – Thomas Alva Edison