July 25 Humor

* Wife: “Honey, did you notice? I bought a new toilet brush.” Husband: “Yes, I did, but I still prefer the paper.”

A friend of mine took a cruise just a few days after completing a first aid and CPR course. One night she was getting ready for dinner when she heard the woman in the next cabin yell, “Oh No, don’t die on me now.” That was followed by slapping sounds. Since she was now a skilled life saver she immediately went to her cabin door to save her struggling room mate. Just as she was about to pound on the door and burst in as the hero, she heard the distinctive sound of hair dryer starting up and the sigh of the lady in distress. She just went back to her cabin.

The White House is proposing we collaborate with Russia to build a new space station. You know what that means? We are going to wind up with a space station that has a $30 million toilet and no toilet paper.