October 10 Humor

@ What is the difference between a chess player and government worker? A chess player makes a move every now and then.

# A Romanian man is in the hospital getting drunk and swallowing 120 coins on on bet. The doctors are monitoring his situation and so far they say, “no change yet.”

* After our son Greg was accepted at the US Naval Academy we went to a meeting with the parents of the third-year midshipman spoke about the difficult first year. When the new plebes left the room, the veteran parents told us to be prepared for a middle of the night phone call from our son or daughter wanting to come home. Greg was at the academy for a month and the phone rang late one evening. My husband answered and handed the receiver to me, saying Greg would like to speak with you. I silently prayed I would find encouraging words. “Mom,” Greg said,”What do you use to keep the shower walls clean and shiny?”