October 21 Humor

#  I was applying for a job. The person interviewing me asked how many words per minute I typed. I answered that, “Well, it depends on my mood… I did not get that job.”

Edison spent years trying to invent an electrical light bulb. After thousands of failed attempts he ran into the house from his laboratory and up the stars shouting, carrying his invention. He ran into the bedroom of his sleeping wife and exclaimed, “I’ve done it, I’ve Done it.” She rolled over, looked at him and said, “Will you please turn that light off and come to bed.”

“Who will your wife vote for?” “She will vote his I do.” “And whom will you vote for?” “Well, I haven’t talked it over with my wife yet.”