November 19 Humor

A father was berating his son for not wanting to do his homework again: “Why when Abraham Lincoln was your age he walked 10 miles to school everyday and did his homework by the light of the fire in his cabin.” The son replied, “When John Kennedy was your age he was president.”

A father was berating his son for not wanting to do his homework again: “Why when Abraham Lincoln was your age he walked 10 miles to school everyday and did his homework by the light of the fire in his cabin.” The son replied, “When John Kennedy was your age he was president.”

@ A farmer had his barn burn down and called out the insurance adjuster. The farmer said he wanted the money for his loss. The adjuster surveyed the scene and said that his policy would only allow them to build the same barn that burned down. The adjuster said he could not give him the money. The irate farmer said,  “If that is the way your fellows operate, I want to cancel my wife’s life insurance.”