November 26 Humor

* Two old-timers of the road were discussing the power of will as their  Mulligan simmered over a campfire. “When I was 20 I made up my mind to get rich,” one of them said. “But you never got rich.”    “No. by the time I was 21 and decided it was easier to change my mind.”

@ A guide was escorting a tour through a museum in London. “The Egyptian Mummy you see in front of you is over 5000 years old. It is possible that Moses saw it.”  A lady asked her husband, “How could Moses have seen it? When was he in London?”

@ Have you ever noticed that in the old monster movies that no matter how slow the mummy walks it still always catches the girl?