December 3 Humor

* Many smokers, it is true, die of lung cancer, but anti smoking Nazis die of stress related heart attacks.

@ The father of a girl away at college was asked, “What is your daughter going to be when she graduates from school?”    The father thought a minute and said, “From her training so far, I think she will be a great professional fund raiser.”

At a workshop on dog temperament, then instructor told us of a  test for canines disposition. The owner was to fall down and act hurt. A dog with a bad temperament would try to bite the person, whereas a dog with a good temperament would lick his owner’s face and show concern. Once while eating pizza in the living room, I decided to try this out on my two dogs. I stood up, clutched my heart let out a scream and collapsed on the floor. The dogs looked at me, glanced at each other and raced to the coffee table for my pizza.