December 11 Humor

* I saw in a magazine that a Russian claims to have invented a game which closely resembles golf. That must be the game my husband has been playing for years.

My wife is an absolute follow the instructions, by the recipe, baker. But that attention to detail still hasn’t made her chocolate chip cookies taste any better. One day, after the cookies had been in the oven a while, I smelled a familiar odor. “The cookies are burning,” I shouted to her. “I know,” she said nonchalantly. “Aren’t you going to take them out of the oven?”  “No. They still have to be in six more minutes.”

# Christmas is the time of year when people put so many lights on the outside of their houses you don’t know if they are celebrating the birth of Jesus or General Electric.