December 17 Humor

* This is the 111th anniversary of the Wright Brothers flight. In their whole lives they only earned three frequent flyer miles.

Two women shopped together at the big mall. As they strolled and  looked into the windows the management enhanced their buying mood by pumping in a steady steam of songs of the season. After struggling with some conversation the first woman commented, “Isn’t nice that they play Christmas music in the halls?” Her partner asked, “What?” Again the first woman commented, “Isn’t this Christmas music a nice touch?” The frustrated companion turned to her and yelled, “I cannot hear a word you are saying because they are playing this damn Christmas music.”

@ As a dental hygienist, I try to relax my new patients by explaining what I am going to do to them and why we do each procedure and show them the tools. One day a policeman was in the chair and listened to the whole spiel and then I asked if he had any questions. He had one. ” I have never given you a ticket, have I?”