April 4th Jokes

* They had arrested a man for gambling and he came to the mayor’s court. The mayor asked him what he had to say for himself and the man explained, “We were not playing for money. We were only playing for chips.”  The judge sternly told the man that “gambling for chips was the same as gambling for money.”  He fined the man $100. The gambler reached into his pocket and handed over 4  blue chips.

% There were two flags flying outside a San Diego press conference to announce the coming of the Moscow Circus. The tag on the Russian flag said “Made in the USA.” The tag on the American flag said “Made in China.”

You know you live in California when:

1. You make over $250,000 and you still can’t afford to buy a house.
2. The high school quarterback calls a timeout to answer his cell phone.
3. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
4. You know how to eat an artichoke.
5. You drive to your neighborhood block party.