April 8th Jokes

I don’t believe all that health food stuff.  I don’t want to be known as someone who only eats bean sprouts. I eat fat, that is what makes the body comfortable. Fat makes it possible for two people to be very, very close and not hurt each other.

@  After my friend James moved to Florida from Massachusetts, he immediately took advantage of the good fishing in the area. After assembling the gear that he’d use for freshwater fishing up North, he settled in a popular spot on the intercoastal waterway, attached his favorite lure to his line and cast it out. Within a minute he caught a beautiful 8 pound fish. The local fishermen gazing in admiration as James brought the big catch ashore and offered it to one of the spectators. Accepting with gratitude, the old man asked, “What kind of bait did you use to land this beauty?” “My favorite silver spinner.” James responded proudly call. “No,” the old-timer exclaimed. “You can’t catch anything on that. You’ve got to use live shrimp.”