April 24th Jokes

# As a salesman in a photo supply store I was demonstrating a telescope to customer who recently became interested in stargazing. I pointed out that he could attach his camera to this telescope and take pictures of his celestial findings. “That sounds great,” he said,  “but wouldn’t I need a really big flash.”

+ An American tourist stopped at an Inn in a small French village and ordered a couple of scrambled eggs for lunch. Afterward he noted that with astonishment he then charged five dollars apiece for the eggs and asked, “are eggs scarce here?”  “No, monsieur,” said the innkeeper. “Eggs are plentiful. But Americans, they are scarce.”

An Irish lad named Sean was doing so well with his furniture business that he decided to take a trip to France. When he returned to Ireland, his friend Brendan asked him, “Why did you go to France and you not speaking a word of the language? How could you make yourself understood?”    “Let me tell you,” said Sean “I met this lass in the park. I drew a picture of plates and food, and so we went out to eat. After drawing a picture of people dancing, we went to a nightclub. At midnight, could you imagine, she took my pen and drew a picture of the bed.”   “Faith and Begoura,” exclaimed Brendan. “How did she know you were in the furniture business?”