June 5th Humor

* “What happened to that boyfriend of yours Joan”?  “Oh Ginger, he lost all his money in the stock market.”  “That’s too bad, You must feel sorry for him.”   “I do, he will miss me terribly.”

A man but walks into a bar with a parrot on the shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, that’s neat, where did you get that?” The parrot says, “France. They’ve got millions of them over there.”

* John was a well to do widower in his 60’s and his friends were surprised to learn he had married a girl in her 20’s. “John how did you get such a young girl to marry you?”  “I lied about my age. I told her I was 83.”