June 15th Humor

* A group of American tourists were visiting a castle in England. The guide explained that the castle was exactly as it had been 600 years ago. Nothing had been changed, removed and added to the building. One lady remarked, “They must have the same landlord that I have.”

@ 1st Cowboy: “Howdy, My name is Tex.”    2nd Cowboy: “You from Texas?”  “Nope, I am from Louisiana, but who wants to be called Louise?”

My granddaughter Shelley was given a used car by her parents on her 16th birthday. Much to her frustration, her father insisted she learned to change a flat tire before he turned over the keys. Eventually Shelley got it right and was permitted to drive to school. One afternoon after class, she discovered she had a flat. Putting up her long hair up in a hat,  slipping on her gloves she set about putting on the spare tire. But the time she finished, she attracted a small, admiring audience. That night three young men from the school called and asked her for a date.