June 25th Humor

When we were only married for a few months, we had one of my wife’s friends over for dinner. During the meal our guest broke one of the forks. I spoke up, “Don’t worry about it, Helen it was just a cheap set.” My wife glared at me and said, “Honey, Helen gave us that set as wedding gift.”

@ When I was a kid we always played cowboys and indians, and I was always an indian. Today I have my own casino.

I went to college, majored in philosophy. My father said, “Why don’t you minor in communications so that you can wonder out loud?” So I did. I got out of school and landed a job as a morning DJ on an all philosophy radio station, WYMI. “Good morning, it’s 8:05 on why am I. For those of you just waking up, what’s the point, really?”