July 13th Humor

@ Diamond is one of the hardest substances know to man – especially to get back.

Two beggars were sitting outside Tivoli fountain in Rome. One beggar had his hat in front of him decorated with a crucifix. The other had a hat in front of him, with a Star of David. People are walking by, and they’re all putting their donations into the hat with a crucifix. A priest walks by, he sees the two of them sitting there, and he says, “My good man this is a Catholic city no one’s going to put money in a hat with a Star of David as a matter of fact most Catholics and Christians in this city will probably donate extra to the hat with the crucifix.” The beggar with a Star of David turns to the other and says, “Moshe, look who’s trying to tell the Cohen brothers about marketing.”