July 16th Humor

# An American Indian from a reservation in Arizona was visiting Washington, DC.  While wandering around the town, was stopped by and local who asked, “How do you like our town?”  “It is all right,” said the Indian. “How do you like our country?”

@ A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington DC nothing is moving. A man comes up and knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, “what happened up there?” The visitor explained: “terrorists have kidnapped the Congress are holding them hostage they are asking for $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse  all of them with gasoline and set them on fire. We’re going from car to car, taking up a collection.” The driver asked, “How much is everyone else giving?”  The solicitor responded, “About a gallon.”

A coed was trying to convince her father on the phone that she needed to buy a sweat suit to exercise in. The father suggested that she had enough clothes that she could wear to go jogging. He asked, “Why can you just run in your jeans and a t-shirt?” The young lady explained, “Dad, you have to wear a sweat suit, otherwise no one knows you are exercising. They just think you are late.”