July 30th Humor

* A friend’s daughter works in a large bookstore and she is often amused by the combinations of books that customers choose. She found it particularly funny when a woman approached the checkout counter with two bestsellers. The first was titled “Conversations with God.” The second “How to argue and win every time.”

@ Liberals don’t want to punish anyone. Liberals think they can reform anyone. If they made Listerine the motto would be, “Listerine helps rehabilitate germs that cause bad breath.”

Our daughter was at an Army retreat in the back woods of Georgia for a leadership training exercise. She had to spend 6 weeks living in the woods in primitive conditions. She called home one weekend and explained she had met one of the men and she was interested in him. She explained, “But because we are not allowed to wear makeup,  he really has no idea what I look like.”