July 31st Humor

* Watching a particularly romantic ending to a Disney animated video, my five-year-old sighed. “I hope I meet my prince someday,” she said wistfully. “Of course you will,” I reassured her. “You know, I met my prince the day I met your daddy.” Puzzled she turned to me and said,  “Who was  he?”

@ My brother Dan had returned home from Marquette University in Milwaukee with his dirty laundry one time too many. My mother caught him trying to sneak his clothes in the back door. “Let me guess,” she said. “All the machines in your dorm broke down again?” “Worse than that.” he replied. “Milwaukee ran out of quarters.”

When Disneyland celebrated its 40th anniversary, Disney officials. Buried a time capsule, reports Jay Leno. They say it will be dug up in 50 years or when the last person in line at Space Mountain gets to the front. Whichever comes first.