August 3rd Humor

* I was a machine repairman for a copier company and one of our customers was a nudist colony. I was eventually sent there to fix a machine. I was greeted at the front gate by a man wearing only tennis shoes and a smile. I asked, “What seems to be the problem?”  He replied, “The copier is streaking.”

I don’t really like watching basketball, I just watch it to find out who the next member of the Kardashian family will be.

@ Do you know how Columbus discovered America? He was drawn to the lights from the Indian casinos.