August 6th Humor

* The Leading executioner in Saudi Arabia says he likes his job and has no trouble sleeping at night. That’s good, listen, when the job stops being fun…

“Mommy, can I swim out to where the waves are breaking,” asked the little girl. Mother shook her head firmly and said, “No.”   “Please,” she begged. “Daddy is swimming out there.”   “I know, darling, but he is insured.”

Shortly after returning home from a trip to Sea World in Florida, a friend when shopping for swimsuits with her children. When she emerged from the dressing room in a contrasting black and white suit, her four-year-old son, CJ, and exclaimed his approval: “Oh, mommy, I love it. You look just like Shamu.”