August 13th Humor

* There were two flags flying outside a San Diego press conference to announce the coming of the Moscow Circus. The tag on the Russian flag said “Made in the USA”. The tag on the American flag said “Made in China.”

# One of the staff came into the emergency room shaking his head. When we asked what the problem was, he explained, there was a crazy old man standing in front of the vending machines. He would put a dollar in the machine and when the change would come out he would yell “jackpot” and put another dollar in. Later that night we saw the vending machine man there servicing the machines and we commented, “You are sure working late.” He said, “Yeah, I had to come out because one of these machines is giving a buck and a half change for every dollar bill you put in.”

* Sign at the edge of town. “You are now leaving Los Angeles county. Resume normal breathing.”