August 18th Humor

@ A little old lady being pestered by a politician, finally admitted “Well you’re my second choice.” “I’m honored then Mam.” he gushed, “but may I ask who is your first choice?”  She said casually, “Anybody else’s who is running.”

America is the land that people will risk their lives and cross oceans to come to and then are not willing to stand in line to vote to keep it free.

At our supermarket I noticed a woman with four boys and a baby. Her patience was wearing thin as the voices called out: “Mommy, Mommy” while she tried to shop. Finally she blurted out, “I don’t want to hear the word “Mommy” for at least 10 minutes.” The little voices fell silent for a few seconds then one son tugged on his mother’s skirt and asked softly, “Excuse me, Miss?”